If you do NOT know me read this
You are probably reading this because you met me at a social engagement and was interested in something I did, or some business I was involved in. Not to spoil the fun, but if I was drunk I probably promised more engagement than I can afford to give. Don't give up hope though, I usually speak the truth unless you are an asshole, in which case I will say about anything my heart desires at the moment. Normally I don't give my card to assholes, so rest assured I was more than likely being earnest with you. Contact me like you said you were going to. Come on now, enough messing around.
If you DO know me read this
STOP! if you don't know me don't read this. I am taking you on your honor that you will stop at the end of this sentence.
If you know me you know I am a ball buster and show affection by picking and insulting you in the most humorous way I know how, but in all comedy the silver lining of truth exists. If you are reading this and don't really know me, the next time we meet I am going to look you in the eye and say, bluebird, and I will know if you read this by the look in your eyes. Hopefully you haven't made it this far and have to go through that awkward moment with me.
Label Peelers Inc
211 Cherry St
Kent, OH 44240
137 East Ave #34
Tallmadge, OH 44278
If you owe me money you can give it back to me right here
You might have noticed I put pleasure before business on the tabs of this page. Living with this methodology has made the hours of the day a very enjoyable experience. I let my pleasure guide me, it never fails to lead me in interesting directions. So far I have,
In the pursuit of following my pleasure it has lead me into all kinds of unpleasurableness. It has also made me financially secure and a very flexible entrepreneur.
The Gewgaw Institute
Oh the tangled webs we weave. Yes I own www.AdobeFlashPlayer.com. Yes I make money monthly with it. No, it is not for sale. I love to build and create and I loved building these businesses. I still love building these businesses. My sons get to watch me fervently sitting in front of my computer (mission control) working and taking breaks to wipe butts and make lunch. It's a good life, I am very blessed.